Maybe I should chronicle my bathroom habits

What's with you people? Malcontent readership has shrunk, and I'm miffed. Maybe I should just blog about "American Idol" and be done with it.

Or maybe I should start being predictable, a bombthrower content with choosing a side and sticking with it, logic be damned. Not that I'm a symbol, but it's depressing how many people seem content with their rigid ideologies.

Can't help you there. Might I suggest Kos or Hewitt? And then there's Diane ...

Comments

[Chamblee54]

If a tree falls in an empty forest, does the chainsaw make a noise?

[atlmalcontent]

My chainsaw is rusty and carries a grudge.

[Mister Conservative]

You could start with monkey fart jokes add in an adoration for Britney and an up and comer Zac Efron and then you might get an audience - maybe.

or you could discuss masturbation and be done with it. That will draw a crowd.

[norma]

I read you religiously and check in at least twice a day. But I only comment if I think of something I feel is suitably witty and worthy of your eyes. You never did cover the story about the gender-bending bathrooms I sent you...

[ThatGuy]

You...writing words, words, more words! Well, you'll make a rope of words and strangle this business! They took the idols and smashed them, the Fairbankses, the Gilberts, the ATLMalcontents. And who've we got now? Some nobodies!