"Rich bitch don't wanna eat? Fuck 'em!"
--George Carlin, who has little tolerance for America's monopoly on eating disorders.
Likewise, I feel no sympathy for Double Wide Spears; some overly sensitive types are upset that critics dared judge her physical appearance in their reviews of the pop star's ill-fated comeback. Hell, she got off easy. They could've focused on her obvious lack of talent.
Spears, like many of her contemporaries, has nothing to offer save sex appeal. Now she's lost that.
Live by the silicone, die by the trans fat. Seems fair to me.
Next year: Britney comeback part doo, w/ special backing vocals by Kid Rock. I can't wait!
Posted by: Jeff | 2007.09.11 at 07:14 PM
Word is her upcoming tour is being sponsored by KFC and Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Posted by: ThatGuy | 2007.09.11 at 08:42 PM