Nixon With a Circuit Board

On her Web site, Hillbot promises a "return to transparency," further proof you should never trust a Clinton.

While publicly claiming he wants to release the couple's White House files, Lonesome Rhodes has given the National Archives private instructions to "tightly control" their disclosure.

Obfuscating as always, the Clintons are blaming the delay on everyone else -- the archivists, the Bush Adminstration, the aliens piloting the spacecraft that visited Dennis Kucinich ...

What are they hiding?

"It does sound pretty expansive. You start to wonder what's not included," says Steven Aftergood, director of the Federation of American Scientists' Project on Government Secrecy.

Andrew Sullivan calls Hillbot "Nixon in a pant suit." Bill is Nixon with shallow charisma and a sex drive. Only the gullible believe what they say. Only the foolish want to see them back in the White House.