The Malcontent is pleased to welcome a new contributor, Doyle Harcavy, best known as the longtime musings columnist for The Arlen Bystander.
This election business is something else, I tell you. How about some of the names of these people. Mitt? Barack? And I thought Doyle was a little unusual.
Mrs. Harcavy and I were watching some of the coverage last night, and when they showed that Romney fellow and that Hillary speaking, why the Missus was snoring so she sounded like my old Snapper lawn mower. Now, I'm no political soothsayer, mind you, but at least I want someone to keep me awake.
Speaking of funny names, how's a fellow to get a name like Wolf? Is he a Shawnee or something? Just wondering.
I hear the government's going to send us all some money in the mail. Economic stimulus package, they call it. Now, this is a little naughty, I'll warn you. But how's about they call it Economic Viagra? Sorry, ladies.
I see where one of those fellows in the Georgia state legislature wants to let me take my gun to church. As long as that preacher goes on sometimes, I just might need it.
I tell you what, if I knew people would pay $2 for a bottle full of water, I woulda been stocking up on bottles a long time ago and filling em up in my sink.
They say they got a riders strike in Hollywood. Is that how come they don't make westerns anymore? Just wondering.
See y'all at Piccadilly. And get out and move around some. It's good for the bowels.