The blogosphere says what?

(A parody, for the uninitiated)

Yes Virginia, there is a God! Hallelujah! A-freakin'-men! My Paris is out of jail, back home where she belongs (but she shouldn't be under house arrest -- stupid poopy judge).

I needed this. I've been pretty down since my baby Blakey lost "American Idol." (I demand a recount!) It didn't help that Rand-O was rubbing my face in it. He can be so sweet, but sometimes he goes way too far. He's been away on bidness this past week, which is good. I needed some ME time.

Been listening to Kelly Clarkson's new CD -- ROCKS! But some of the songs make me sad. Speaking of ... don't you guys think it would be totally fierce if she covered Charlene's "Never Been to Me?"

Anyway, I've been shedding a lot of tears the past few days until I heard the news this morning. It makes me feel ... happy. I deserve to feel good. I gotta keep reminding myself of that.

And I hope Paris can find some happiness. She's given us so much pleasure. Just like Britney. And Nicole. And Lindsay. Most peeps seem to enjoy watching them struggle. That's so retarded and mean.

I want them to learn what I've learned. That life is beautiful.

Well, sometimes it is. Most times it's very, very difficult. But not today. I'm learning to celebrate the good times. Hope the rest of ya'll have a happy Thursday.   

Comments

[Chris]

What's up with gay stereotypes saying "fierce"? I've only seen it on TV or written, but I've never heard anyone actually say it.

[M]

The gift that keeps on giving - Duane Moody.